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THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST! NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH, FOR NO RAISEN!

Who are those horrible orange men? Bender?! You stole the atom. Oh no! The professor will hit me! But if Zoidberg ‘fixes’ it… then perhaps gifts! You, a bobsleder!? That I’d like to see! Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets!

Hello, little man. I will destroy you! Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of ‘will’? A true inspiration for the children. And until then, I can never die? Fry! Quit doing the right thing, you jerk!

You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they don’t pay you or let you go.

Oh sure! Blame the wizards! I wish! It’s a nickel. That’s a popular name today. Little « e », big « B »? And I’d do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it. Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas! They work here in the Slurm factory.

  1. Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of ‘will’?
  2. Fry! Quit doing the right thing, you jerk!
  3. Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away!

Alright, let’s mafia things up a bit. Joey, burn down the ship. Clamps, burn down the crew.

It’s okay, Bender. I like cooking too. Do a flip! Why would I want to know that? It must be wonderful. Good news, everyone! There’s a report on TV with some very bad news!

Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. It’s toe-tappingly tragic! Kif might! Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? You, minion. Lift my arm. AFTER HIM! Hello, little man. I will destroy you!

She also liked to shut up! Moving along… No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own! Fry! Quit doing the right thing, you jerk! I didn’t ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy!

Meh. I suppose I could part with ‘one’ and still be feared… Leela’s gonna kill me. For example, if you killed your grandfather, you’d cease to exist!

Meh. Bender, hurry! This fuel’s expensive! Also, we’re dying! When will that be? Oh Leela! You’re the only person I could turn to; you’re the only person who ever loved me. I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though!

Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn’t you just get me the death penalty? Bender, you risked your life to save me! That’s not soon enough! Fry! Stay back! He’s too powerful! Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all.

What kind of a father would I be if I said no? Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them? Belligerent and numerous. Kif might!

No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own! Kif might! Look, last night was a mistake. The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep.

In our darkest hour, we can stand erect, with proud upthrust bosoms. This opera’s as lousy as it is brilliant! Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can’t just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry!

Does anybody else feel jealous and aroused and worried? Son, as your lawyer, I declare y’all are in a 12-piece bucket o’ trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin’ up that ol’ mess you caused.

I wish! It’s a nickel. Ummm…to eBay? And then the battle’s not so bad? Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died.

Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy. Anyhoo, your net-suits will allow you to experience Fry’s worm infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them. I wish! It’s a nickel. Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue and lament it.